In the near future, residents should watch their mail for notices from the Cleveland Politburo of where and when all good comrades are to report for mandatory morning exercises. Widescreen monitors will broadcast Comrade Joe "Slim" Cimperman's calisthenics and loyalty retraining videos.
Bo Temniuk, Put-in-Bay
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